#oh hi im helen #oh you live in milwaukee? #oh i’m sorry #ohhh have you met lillian? #ohh she’s my best friend #ohhh we’ve only known each other for five minutes #ohhh ohhh

livetomakeadifference:

jbricandy:

millcookx:

euoria:

wtf, hahahhaha

Hahahahahha

This actually means a lot to me lol. What bigger compliment could a girl pay you?

^ Amen to that, brother ^

giannigiuliano:

ally

florapink:

oh my gosh!!!! 

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

kindahorny:

back off mac miller

discovers:

hahaha omfg